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Passive Aggressive library note

Passive Aggressive library note

I don’t care what they say about librarians’ sex lives: somebody obviously needs to get laid.

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Edgar Allan Poe speaks out about Plagiarism

Amen to that. But silence about HPL???

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You think Shakespeare did this for FUN???

Shakespeare got to get paid, son

Shakespeare got to get paid, son

Tell it, brutha!

“No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money.”
Samuel Johnson

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The Art of the Personal Income Tax Return

Got this in an email from Geist, who must be overcaffeinated, as they emailed me twice today:

Shakespeare has had too much coffee

Shakespeare has had too much coffee

You’re invited to attend

The Art of the Personal Income Tax Return

WRITERS, ARTISTS and other FREELANCERS!

Join Vancouver’s Poet Laureate, Brad Cran (who is also an accoun­tant), for a 3-hour tour of the per­sonal income tax return.

In this ses­sion you will learn how to live the free­lance life and still save for the future, as well as:

  • * basic account­ing lingo
  • * the struc­ture of the T1 income tax return
  • * what you can write off
  • * options for report­ing income from grants
  • * how to account for income from self-employment
  • * to incor­po­rate or not to incorporate
  • * the dif­fer­ence between an RRSP and a TFSA
  • * how to speak to an accoun­tant, pre­pare your mate­ri­als and lower your account­ing bill

This work­shop is for artists, design­ers, cul­tural free­lancers and pro­pri­etors of small businesses.

Brad Cran is a writer, pho­tog­ra­pher and long-time con­tribut­ing edi­tor to Geist. Read his work on geist.com.

Register at this page on Geist.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

1:30 – 4:30 p.m.

Listel Hotel

1300 Robson Street

Vancouver, BC

(604) 684‑8461

Workshop fee: $50 (includes a one-year sub­scrip­tion to Geist for your­self or a friend, or to donate to a Canadian pub­lic library) and remem­ber, it’s tax deductible!

Who steals my purse steals trash

Who steals my purse steals trash

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PR Job Posting for Vancouver Farmers’ Markets

Tomato Man(ifesto)

Yes, ladies and gentlemen and the undecided, The Vancouver Farmers’ Markets are hiring an ecoflack and professional outreacher (treehuggers presumably encouraged) to reach out and touch someone, in fact many people, on their behalf. The Vancouver Farmers’ Markets are an award-winning and high-profile association of markets dedicated to supporting sustainability in food as well as promoting the great bounty of local BC farmers and associated producers. Here are the full details, heartlessly stolen from their website.

JOB POSTING

Public Relations & Membership Development Coordinator

Vancouver Farmers Markets

Are you a “People Person”? Are you great at generating public and media

enthusiasm, interest & support for worthwhile initiatives? The Vancouver

Farmers Markets (VFM) operate 4 busy neighborhood farmers markets in

Vancouver, which see about 12 000 people each week on Saturdays, Sundays and Wednesdays from May

– October. VFM’s Winter Farmers Market operates twice a month at a single location from November –

April. Coordinated by a small staff team from a central office, the award-winning Vancouver Farmers

Markets are ranked among the top farmers markets in Canada.

VFM is hiring a Public Relations & Membership Development Coordinator to advance our goals to inform

and engage the public, volunteers and donors in the growth and development of our city’s farmers markets.

This is a permanent, part-time salaried, core-staff position with strong potential for expansion in the future.

This position requires some availability for weekend and evening work throughout the year.

Job Duties:

The PR Coordinator will work with the VFM staff team & will develop the following three key areas of public

engagement:

• Public Relations/Communications – including creation of an annual communications plan, website

management, writing & sending press releases, media contact management & development, off-site

community outreach & public engagement events

• Membership Services Development – including membership sales & coordinating sales team,

renewal processing, membership newsletter & communications, membership database

management, development & implementation of annual direct mail campaign

• Volunteer Development – maintain and develop volunteer program, train & schedule volunteers to

be an enthusiastic team of VFM ambassadors at VFM markets, special events on site and around

town.

Required Skills, Experience & Disposition:

The successful candidate will have a minimum of 3 years of experience in/demonstrating:

  • – public relations, media & public communications development & implementation
  • – membership and/or constituency development including fundraising/direct mail outreach
  • – website, social marketing & newsletter development
  • – volunteer coordination & development; staff team management
  • – excellent communications skills (written, spoken, phone, internet, in-person)
  • – creativity & maximization of limited budget and human resources
  • – excellence in approaching the public, asking for and building public support, motivating people to
  • contribute time/money
  • – high-level organization skills, detail-oriented
  • – excellence in data and list management; comfort with Mac computers
  • – excellence in program planning and implementation skills
  • – taking initiative AND working as part of a team

Voted “Top Non-Profit for 2010” by the readers of Edible Vancouver magazine, the Vancouver Farmers

Markets is a busy, professional, creative, team-oriented work environment offering competitive wages and

benefits package.

Position open until filled. Email your resume and cover letter indicating your relevant experience

with “PR & Membership Coordinator position” in the subject line to: tara AT eatlocal DOT org. Vancouver

Farmers Markets thanks all interested applicants, but only applicants chosen for an interview will be

contacted.

YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT. PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER.

Farmers Markets, Vancouver, B.C.

East Vancouver. West End. Main St. Station. Kitsilano. Holiday Market. Winter Market.

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