Happy bookiversary to JK Rowling, who released the very first printing of Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone thirteen years ago today. Now she’s a billionaire, and giving the Queen some serious competition in the “richest woman in the UK” stakes, and good for her.
Vast amounts of swag are terrific, but they are actively laudable when they come from the work of the pen. I raise a tumbler of firewhiskey in your honour, madam!
Whiskey, Old Dan Tucker Kentucky Bourbon Whiskey is recommended.
Cup or shot glass
Something to stir with
You can take it from there.