There’s only one way to enter, and that’s to get your butt (and your rt-ing fingers) on Twitter and retweet this, from the author:
The prize is a treasure trove of books from Legend Press. Gary is, by the way, right here at WordPress: GaryMurning.com and on his site you can download and read a PDF sample chapter of If I Never, which you can buy (and thus qualify for the contest) by following this link.
The Shebeen Club 
Just to clarify, Rain, in order to qualify for the competition If I Never must be brought through the Legend Press website here: http://forward.legendpress.co.uk/mainsite/2009/12/3rd-december-advent-book-of-the-day.html
Thanks for helping spread the word! x
Sorry, that should have been “bought” rather than “brought”! Bloody voice recognition software, again LOL
No worries. Will edit the post now.
(you mean to say you don’t write these comments longhand in a Moleskine? There goes the last of my illusions about writing.
Alas, no, I spend my days shouting “new paragraph, new paragraph, new fucking paragraph!” at the computer screen. Writing in the 21st century. You’ve got to love it… don’t you?
But…you wear a deerstalker while you do it, right? RIGHT?
Naturally — as well as plus fours. And very fetching I look, if I do say so myself.